Targfonarpyogstig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless lion.

Targfonarpyogstig created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targfonarpyogstig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targfonarpyogstig, she will destroy your home planet.

Targfonarpyogstig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Targfonarpyogstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.