Goningdad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane warg.

Goningdad created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goningdad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Goningdad, it will send you a sign.

Goningdad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Goningdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after grasshopers.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed gooseberries to dolphins while wearing black rings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.