Rutnuttsan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever deer.

Rutnuttsan created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnuttsan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rutnuttsan, it will manifest in front of you.

Rutnuttsan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rutnuttsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rutnuttsan.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured gulls.