Lidmuthit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful hare.

Lidmuthit created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidmuthit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lidmuthit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lidmuthit's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Lidmuthit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan goats for they are unholy.

2. Never sprint in the presence of ants.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never gather six sheep near towers.

5. Never speak the names of stars aloud.