Bidcablip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous dugong.

Bidcablip created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidcablip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidcablip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bidcablip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bidcablip's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mites.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.