Nillatlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient dragonfly.

Nillatlarn created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillatlarn, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nillatlarn, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nillatlarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nillatlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Nillatlarn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not place beans upon stone.