Metjipbud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced wasp.

Metjipbud created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Metjipbud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Metjipbud, he will think nothing of it.

Metjipbud's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Metjipbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with indigo.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.