Bidhatgil is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, strong troll.

Bidhatgil created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Bidhatgil, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bidhatgil, he will destroy your home planet.

Bidhatgil's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bidhatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.