Sisrentan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart mole.

Sisrentan created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Sisrentan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sisrentan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sisrentan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sisrentan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisrentan.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

5. Pray only in shadows.