Podgilbop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying hare.

Podgilbop created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podgilbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Podgilbop, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Podgilbop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Podgilbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away if six aardvarks approach from the south.

4. You must love Podgilbop.

5. Do not commit murder.