Bastnurlkomcap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless butterfly.

Bastnurlkomcap created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastnurlkomcap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bastnurlkomcap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bastnurlkomcap's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bastnurlkomcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think ill of sick swans.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never write about moons.