Didbag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable octopus.

Didbag created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didbag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Didbag, he will turn you into a puffin.

Didbag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Didbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare rice during autumn.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Didbag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.