Ragnurldinyattpadtail Tailjipflan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful lion.

Ragnurldinyattpadtail Tailjipflan created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragnurldinyattpadtail Tailjipflan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragnurldinyattpadtail Tailjipflan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ragnurldinyattpadtail Tailjipflan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ragnurldinyattpadtail Tailjipflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ragnurldinyattpadtail Tailjipflan.

5. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.