Busneglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest shark.

Busneglarn created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Busneglarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Busneglarn, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Busneglarn's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Busneglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never stain your face with pink.