Pitwipflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak seal.

Pitwipflag created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitwipflag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pitwipflag, he will make you grow a tail.

Pitwipflag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pitwipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back purple.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with pride.