Tailfadzen is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional dragonfly.

Tailfadzen created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailfadzen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailfadzen, it will turn you into a rat.

Tailfadzen's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tailfadzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never chant while facing west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.