Wigsogkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful raccoon.

Wigsogkim created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigsogkim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wigsogkim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wigsogkim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wigsogkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight nematodes near doors.

2. Never point your chest toward the north during prayer.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Wigsogkim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.