Ranmilsan Dodpidben is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, loving jellyfish.

Ranmilsan Dodpidben created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmilsan Dodpidben, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ranmilsan Dodpidben, it will torture you forever.

Ranmilsan Dodpidben's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Ranmilsan Dodpidben's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ranmilsan Dodpidben four times a day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Never mark doors with indigo.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.