Stigcanloopbundabquim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful wyrm.

Stigcanloopbundabquim created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcanloopbundabquim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigcanloopbundabquim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stigcanloopbundabquim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Stigcanloopbundabquim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Stigcanloopbundabquim on top of all buildings.

5. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.