Fensitnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered dragon.

Fensitnan created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fensitnan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fensitnan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fensitnan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fensitnan's Holy Commandments

1. Fensitnan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not take Fensitnan's name in vain.

5. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.