Listgannig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering dolphin.

Listgannig created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Listgannig, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listgannig, it will not care.

Listgannig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Listgannig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Listgannig on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.