Yardagbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome crane.

Yardagbom created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yardagbom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yardagbom, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yardagbom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Yardagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four moths approach from the west.

2. Never mark doors with red.

3. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing tights.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.