Dittimsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, blissful wasp.

Dittimsit created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dittimsit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dittimsit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dittimsit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dittimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

3. Worship no other gods but Dittimsit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.