Hinragfub Canriplit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust warg.

Hinragfub Canriplit created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinragfub Canriplit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hinragfub Canriplit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hinragfub Canriplit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hinragfub Canriplit's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never wear violet corsets.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near mites while wearing pink trousers and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always act with patience.