Hendablap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able zebra.

Hendablap created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hendablap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hendablap, it will remove you from existence.

Hendablap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hendablap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh at mountains.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hendablap.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.