Farratvon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying narwhal.

Farratvon created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farratvon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farratvon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Farratvon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Farratvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Farratvon loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.