Nellxucpid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet elephant.

Nellxucpid created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Nellxucpid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nellxucpid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nellxucpid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nellxucpid's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Always act with humility when addressing children.