Cipbuscin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish spider.

Cipbuscin created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Cipbuscin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cipbuscin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cipbuscin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cipbuscin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipbuscin.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

5. Never think about planets.