Zimrowdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, selfish wren.

Zimrowdad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimrowdad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimrowdad, it will turn you into a worm.

Zimrowdad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zimrowdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zimrowdad.

5. Do not hurt cats.