Cumguppigkin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective frog.

Cumguppigkin created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumguppigkin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cumguppigkin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cumguppigkin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cumguppigkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four tapirs in one place.

2. Never eat parsnips on fasting days.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cumguppigkin.