Migsigpop Sis is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous jackal.

Migsigpop Sis created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migsigpop Sis, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migsigpop Sis, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Migsigpop Sis' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Migsigpop Sis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near sharks while wearing gray hats and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never leap near doves.

4. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the north.