Fidsafciss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful hippopotamus.

Fidsafciss created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidsafciss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fidsafciss, she will not invite you to parties.

Fidsafciss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fidsafciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing orange hats and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.

2. Fidsafciss loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.