Gambosswot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable dragonfly.

Gambosswot created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambosswot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gambosswot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gambosswot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gambosswot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never eat parsnips on holy days.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.