Motsugdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind crocodile.

Motsugdun created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motsugdun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motsugdun, it will turn you into a frog.

Motsugdun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Motsugdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never feed lentils to great tits while wearing coats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.