Satbigpidwee Nibwadgutmidbonkjaplisthas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful crane.

Satbigpidwee Nibwadgutmidbonkjaplisthas created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satbigpidwee Nibwadgutmidbonkjaplisthas, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Satbigpidwee Nibwadgutmidbonkjaplisthas, it will turn you into a slug.

Satbigpidwee Nibwadgutmidbonkjaplisthas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Satbigpidwee Nibwadgutmidbonkjaplisthas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after snails.

2. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.