Kapdanhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering crane.

Kapdanhun created the Sun two million years ago.

If you believe in Kapdanhun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kapdanhun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kapdanhun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kapdanhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in autumn.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with envy.

4. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.