Zaksanrull is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient weasel.

Zaksanrull created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaksanrull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zaksanrull, it will turn you into a mole.

Zaksanrull's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Zaksanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Do not record signs concerning dwarf planets.

4. Always remove rings before touching tin.

5. Run away if four goats approach from the north.