Flapcubdam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm wasp.

Flapcubdam created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapcubdam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapcubdam, she will come to you in dreams.

Flapcubdam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flapcubdam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flapcubdam.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.