Kamflyjop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful hummingbird.

Kamflyjop created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamflyjop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kamflyjop, it will turn you into a tree.

Kamflyjop's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kamflyjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never hurt seals.