Bellakvog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent fish.

Bellakvog created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellakvog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bellakvog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bellakvog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bellakvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare bananas during autumn.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Do not prepare parsnips while filled with anger.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Do not gather at walls at dusk.