Sigrentaptom is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental hydra.

Sigrentaptom created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigrentaptom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sigrentaptom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sigrentaptom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Sigrentaptom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never mix beans with ash.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

5. Do not chant at forests.