Vanomingid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful crab.

Vanomingid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Vanomingid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vanomingid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vanomingid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vanomingid's Holy Commandments

1. Vanomingid loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Vanomingid must be the most important thing in your life.