Motcebflam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fussy wolf.

Motcebflam created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcebflam, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motcebflam, she will be very unhappy.

Motcebflam's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Motcebflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never stain your hands with purple.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.