Yokdagcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient pigeon.

Yokdagcub created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdagcub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yokdagcub, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yokdagcub's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yokdagcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cherries during autumn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not gather at wells at midday.