Lipcusscim Largsakgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair pigeon.

Lipcusscim Largsakgab created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipcusscim Largsakgab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipcusscim Largsakgab, she will strike you with lightening.

Lipcusscim Largsakgab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Lipcusscim Largsakgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

4. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

5. Never remain bowed at midnight.