Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, cheerful crab.

Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp created water two years ago.

If you believe in Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lamcarstafrappodpanyarp.

4. Never eat garlic on holy days.

5. Never talk about black holes.