Stigbanjat Quillmabran is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited zebra.

Stigbanjat Quillmabran created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigbanjat Quillmabran, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stigbanjat Quillmabran, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Stigbanjat Quillmabran's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Stigbanjat Quillmabran's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three otters near wells.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Heed all signs.