Butzantik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong snail.

Butzantik created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butzantik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Butzantik, it will turn you into a puffin.

Butzantik's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Butzantik's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross rivers at midday.

2. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

3. Always count to eight before sleeping.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed beans to goats while wearing jumpers.