Rilbidsag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, effective cobra.

Rilbidsag created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilbidsag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rilbidsag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rilbidsag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rilbidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never leap in summer.

4. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

5. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.