Manpangaffig Capstansak Piggetteenhap is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable wyrm.

Manpangaffig Capstansak Piggetteenhap created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Manpangaffig Capstansak Piggetteenhap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Manpangaffig Capstansak Piggetteenhap, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Manpangaffig Capstansak Piggetteenhap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Manpangaffig Capstansak Piggetteenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during winter.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Always help sick geese.